Briefly Schmaltzy

Hullo there! I'm Aaron Schmaltz (call me Schmaltzy). I like to make drinks and read stories, and I thought I'd marry both of those obsessions here. I'm continually astounded by how the written word and tasty beverages bring people together. So, please, pull up a chair and stay awhile. What should we read next?


FAQ

• Is any of the work you read your own?
Nope! It's all via other artists/authors/artisans.

• Are you really human?
I'm a certified sweet baby person/ex-bartender who is proportionately chock-full of anxiety. (he/his)

• Do you have a dog?
Yes. His name is Pup Scott Fitzgerald (Fitz) and he is a beagle-sausage-mix-rescue-smoll-boi.

• Hey! I actually don't like you at all!
That's fair. I do hope that, if even only remotely, we can share a shot of Cynar mixed with my deepest regrets, often represented by overproof rum.

• What's your favorite cocktail?
The Last Word.

• What's your favorite book?
At the moment? "Tenth of December" by George Saunders.

• Can you sing?
No.