Drink the Paint Water

🤷‍♂️ First off, who am I and why should you care? 🤷‍♂️

Fair questions.

I’m an independent artist just trying to spread a little laughter and nonsense in this often shitty world.

I consider a piece of art to be successful if I cracked myself up at least once while banging it out. If you happen to dig it, well that’s pretty cool too. It means you have a dark sense of humor and we’d probably get along.

Like you, I’m a tattered pile of hopes and dreams, triumphs and defeats — yadda yadda yadda — that have made me the imperfect man I am today.

But maybe by shamelessly flaunting myself I can spark a little sum-sum in you.

Fly your beautiful freak flag.

And make time to laugh every day.