Before It Comes To That...

When everything goes to hell and society crumbles, I’ll be using these products to tame the chaos of the barren wastelands — where smoke and dust choke the sun, where wild dogs are the only creatures left to roam Earth’s crumbled metropolises, where the only things worth a damn are grit, brutality, and whatever you can carry on your back.

But before it comes to that… I suppose I’ll use them like a normal person.

60-second Amazon product shorts.

Mildly unhinged. Wildly practical.

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