BariAndolini

Charlie Sheen quotes. 

NOTE: THIS LIST WILL BE UPDATED. I HAVE NO DOUBT THAT THERE'S MORE TO COME.

"I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain."
"Winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning. Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. Sorry, man, didn't make the rules. Oops!"
"I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars."
"You can't process me with a normal brain."
"If you borrowed my brain for five seconds, you'd be like, 'Dude! Can't handle it, unplug this bastard!' "It fires in a way that's maybe not from, uh... this terrestrial realm."
"I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that's how I roll.  I have one speed, I have one gear: Go."
"Can't is the cancer of happening."
"Wow.  What does that mean? I'm bi-WINNING."
"I am battle-tested bayonets, bro."
"I'm so tired of pretending my life isn't perfect and bitching and just winning every second and I'm not perfect and bitchin'."
"Look what I'm dealing with, man, I'm dealing with fools and trolls."
"It's just strafing