Awesom-o

I recently made a sale on eBay and my packing tape disappeared before I could package it, plus other examples of others' weirdness occurred, like some major backlash for saying a specific female celebrity is cute.
This is probably because my eBay items are probably worth several hundred thousand$, maybe a million, and it's known that more mysterious encounters await once I get that rolling. And I am Bill to Pennywise to these ppl, so that's a no go.
After a few months or so, I'll be ready to hit ppl up, to also notify them that I'm guaranteed to be a major celebrity, with proof of it basically. So since I'm attractive and 6 feet tall already, them knowing someone is a beloved icon, that's in their presence, before that materializes will fulfill their pretty feminine souls.
Masculine souls aren't invited to the Bart Simpson kickback on a cruise, where we'll be making up stories to strangers and whatnot.