Animastorian

Every animal has a story. Most of them aren't very happy. And almost none of them have a happy ending.

Welcome to Animastorian. I'm your guide through the unwritten history of the animal kingdom—a story told through animation, biology, and a healthy dose of dark humor. Here, we chronicle the brutal realities and bizarre survival strategies the big-budget documentaries leave out. We explore the evolutionary quirks and cursed existences that prove nature has a twisted sense of humor.

An Animastorian tells the tales of the overlooked, the unlucky, and the unbelievably weird. It's zoology for the cynical.

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Perfect for fans of animated explainers, dark comedy, weird science, and the brutal side of the animal kingdom.

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