an assman

Social Media? - Still in the Process of setting up my Fax machine. 
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Etymology: 
    The term is a portmanteau derived from the word “ass,” which is a colloquial term for the buttocks, and the suffix “man.” The word “ass” itself has Old English origins from “æs,” referring to the posterior, while the suffix “man” comes from Old English “mann,” which means a human being.

Pronunciation:
    /ˈæs.mæn/ (Phonetically: AS-man)

Synonyms:
    Butt enthusiast | Rear admirer | Posterior aficionado
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So.... For now, reach me @: 
anassman@bubblebuttocks.com