NeutralNews

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Welcome to Neutral News. We observe the world's events, strip them of all tiresome emotion and significance, and present the remaining husk for your quiet consideration. We are the antidote to the sensational; the beige wallpaper in the garish room of online media.

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Here, major global crises are treated with the same gravitas as the fluctuating price of a sausage roll. Because, frankly, one is often more immediately concerning.
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