Alleyway Dust

Alleyway Dust (the artist occasionally known as Jax Sprague a.k.a. your fairy sleaze songstress) was born among the Florida waves, beaching on the shore like a blue whale. The blue whale is the largest animal on Earth. She derives her inspiration from memories, ghosts, and effedupmovies.com. In her youth, she worked as a magical girl, defeating evil while procrastinating on homework. Once she was too old to be a magical girl, Alleyway Dust became a galactic space unicorn. With time, she migrated to Massachusetts, where the incel continued her evolution into a teddy bear unicorn fairy. Now, in Seattle, she sits in her room, vibrating in the corner and waiting for someone to knock on her door so that she can hiss at them and cry about having no friends. She currently has a boyfriend who lives in her floorboards. Nevertheless, this dusty alley dweller is sure to be the next big thing in electrorock. So, give her a chance and join the illustrious ranks of people telling her to quit!