Your Wicked Godmother

Dating advice from a glamorous, much-divorced British godmother who has dated every kind of cad there is, and remembers exactly what she said to each one.

I'm Lady Isobel Clairemont. A scandalous past, a Riviera decade I describe only as "educational", and a current husband who has never once been late.

My goddaughters bring me their dating dramas: the ghosting, the negging, the breadcrumbing, the "wyd" at 11pm, the photographs nobody asked for. I tell them how I dealt with the very same men fifty years ago, and exactly what to say back. Whether you are new to finding love or dating over 50 - discover how to handle situationships and modern dating with your dignity and flair intact. 

Whether you're 25 and on three apps, or 60 and dating again for the first time since 1990, pull up a chair, darling.

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Made with AI. Raised on manners. Lady Isobel is an AI-generated character; the advice is real.