What We Tell The Kids

Welcome to What We Tell the Kids, the hilariously unfiltered podcast where two exhausted parents (us) try to make sense of parenting… one chaotic conversation at a time.

From tantrums that rival Oscar-worthy performances to the deep philosophical debates like “why can’t I eat jellybeans for breakfast?”, we cover it all. With zero expertise, lots of love, and just enough sarcasm to keep us sane.

We’re not here to give parenting advice (we need it more than you do). We're here to laugh, roast each other, and share the ridiculous things we actually tell our kids… and hope they never repeat at school.

New episodes weekly (unless the kids hijack the Wi-Fi or someone loses a shoe).

👉 Subscribe and laugh with us, because if we don’t laugh, we’ll cry. And we’re too tired to cry.