Warchief of the West

Hello, my name is Big Daddy Pat and I am a successful billionaire who owns multiple research facilities dedicated to curing cancer. I have been in over 8000 street fights and I knocked out every single one of my opponents. My smile is blinding due to the whiteness of my teeth, my body is like that of a Greek gods, and my ass is as round and glowing as a full moon on a warm autumn night. Yes, I am one incredibly successful and handsome individual. 

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