Val Krotchity

I'm a cranky old chef from Austria and I'm trying to retire on my boat, but people keep bothering me with crazy videos and thoughts(?), asking me to talk about things, so here are my thoughts, ramblings and insightful comments to make you think, laugh and maybe see a little different perspective. I hope it's thoughtful and you're having fun, but most importantly, keep the hell out of my tiramisu!!