Triathlon The Musical

Welcome to Triathlon The Musical — a completely unnecessary passion project that nobody asked for and absolutely everyone needs. Every race in the 2026 Experience Oman Ironman Pro Series gets its own original Hamilton-style song. Yes, really. Sixteen races. Sixteen songs. One season-long narrative about the people who wake up at 4am, swim in open water, ride 180 kilometres, and then run a marathon — because apparently that's a thing people do for fun. Songs are written after each race using real results, real drama, and a frankly concerning amount of Lin-Manuel Miranda energy. They are produced using AI music tools and animated lyric videos, and they are released within days of each race. No spoilers. No skipping. This is a musical. You watch it in order. New episodes drop after every Pro Series race, March through October 2026. The season ends at the Ironman World Championship in Kona, Hawaii. Every second matters. 🎵 Subscribe. The overture has already started.