WitMonger

That perfect comeback you thought of four hours too late? We put it on a shirt. WitMonger makes clever, specific, actually-funny shirts for people who think in punchlines and treat sarcasm as a second language — the kind of line that makes a stranger in the cereal aisle snort and then Google where you got it. Clever over crude, and you're always in on the joke, never the butt of it. New lines regularly — subscribe.