The Wild Thing

This channel is proudly dedicated to the people who hate what I say, hate me, and generally hate the fact I exist. You’re the reason this works.

I need you to keep coming back. Again. And again. Every click opens the door just a little wider, until I’m comfortably renting space inside your skull. Once I’m in, the fun really starts.

It’s dark in there, so I come prepared — headlamp on, wandering freely through the empty corridors, causing absolute chaos. I don’t touch anything important. There isn’t anything important.

And best of all? Your outrage politely covers my monthly bills. YouTube revenue has never tasted so ironic.

Don’t worry if you miss a day. There’s always another participant waiting in the wings. New skulls. New adventures. Same darkness.