The Slow and Sassy Show

Welcome to The Slow and Sassy Show!

What happens when you pair a high-energy, fast-talking goat with a delightfully slow, sharp-witted sloth? You get the internet’s favorite comedy duo.

Every week, Trixie and Hawthorne serve up their chaotic, animal-eyed perspectives on life, trending topics, and everything in between.

Meet Your Hosts:
•	Trixie: A Nubian goat with long ears and an even longer list of opinions. She’s lively, witty, spirited, and unapologetically sassy. If there is tea to be spilled, she’s knocking the cup over.
•	Hawthorne: A sloth who takes his time—but never misses a beat. He speaks a little slower, but his observant mind and wicked sense of humor mean his one-liners hit like a freight train.

Whether they are tackling the absurdities of human behavior or just bickering over who gets the last snack, Trixie and Hawthorne are here to guarantee your weekly dose of fun, laughs, and pure entertainment.

Watch for new episodes every week!