PizzaBorg

Have you ever wondered what kind of mysteries lie across the stars? What strange beings may be only a mere few lightyears away? Well, an alien race of techno-organic beings more powerful than you can imagine exists in a nearby galaxy. And I am... wait... let's start over.

Hi. I'm PB-713. I was sent here to Earth on a mission. The native intelligent life forms on this planet aren't really that happy. Their average life experience isn't filled with enough happiness to sustain healthy biological functioning, especially in their fast-paced and technologically advanced society. My job is to bring these life forms as much happiness I can bring.

Unlike my mighty brethren, I'm not really the best unit for such a mission. I am, like your species, imperfect. But I can promise I'll try my best to bring smiles to this platform's users. This 'channel' is a collection of my personal and erratically scheduled adventures on this amazing water-covered planet. I hope your day gets a bit better here.