The Midway Machine

The Midway Machine decodes your birth chart: the full astrology reading people search for, worked out from the day, the minute and the place you were born.

Every video explains one piece of your chart. Sun signs, moon signs and rising signs. Venus, Mars and the planets in your houses. Zodiac compatibility and love compatibility for every pair: who you’re most compatible with, and why it’s so hard with them. Your life path number and numerology, angel numbers like 111 and 222, the Chinese zodiac, and your horoscope for the year ahead.

Then the machine prints your card: six jam-packed pages of things you don’t know about yourself. Your birth chart, your love chart, the people in your life, your work, your money and your year.

Take the quiz and get your card: TheMidwayMachine.com/yt

A carnival booth with a machine inside, from the midway to your phone. For entertainment.