That Bottle Tho

I don’t collect liquor.
I collect decisions.

Specifically, decisions someone defended in a meeting.

This channel is dedicated to sculptural, strange, theatrical, and aggressively committed liquor bottles.

The brand doesn’t matter.
The rarity doesn’t matter.
The type of alcohol doesn’t matter.

If I look at it and think, “Yeah… but that bottle tho…”
it earns a shelf spot.

Bottle first. Booze second.