TaleTellingTyrant

I see you've stumbled upon my channel.

*Door behind you closes on its own.*

Oh, pay no attention to that. Now, why don't you take a seat? Here, have a sweet roll.  Make yourself at home.

*Ominous piano music starts playing*

Ignore the sudden pianist in the corner. I believe you are here to learn about me, correct? Well, in that case, ready yourself for a thrilling story filled with action, romance and—

*Music stops and pianist points to his watch*

Shit, already? I though I paid you by the hour—bah, okay short version: I make strange somewhat comedic ASMR roleplay videos on my free time, and that sweet roll you ate was cursed, so you are now trapped in this channel...forever. 

*Lightning strikes at the exact moment you read "forever"*

Muahahahaha,

*You throw the sweet roll at Harbiter's face and make a run for it*

No, wait! Please stay! It's not that bad I swear! Pianist get him!

*You are tackled by the pianist and tied.*

As I said, FOREVER!! Muahahahaha!!

(Cringe...)