Wellington City Shake-'Em-On-Downers

From amidst the wreckage of our capitalist wasteland they rise, like a phoenix soaring through a bowl of molasses... The Wellington City Shake-em-on-Downers are proving themselves to be the most resilient life form on the planet, giving even the cockroaches a run for their money. Middle New Zealand's favourite dadaist swing cult phenomenon strike with a vengeance, serving up a fiery primordial soup of fresh tunes for your listening and dancing 'pleasure'. Prepare for the stupidest gags, hottest horn solos, stonkiest grooves and pea-brained banter as we reign supreme in the battle of wits and people's attention against the existential crisis rectangle, otherwise know as the iPhone. Don't miss this exuberant content, or you may regret it for the rest of your miserable life.