The Dan Hartal Music Academy

This former wine-taster, turned stamp collector, quickly became a sensation when he discovered a whistle in his cereal box and within minutes, was enthralling the bums on skid row...
He is wanted by the authorities for causing old women to throw their dentures at cops after they listen to his music and for causing flash mobs for alien abduction, in the middle of rush hour traffic. He has also been claimed responsible for inspiring high school teachers to spark spliffs in class and calling it ‘let’s talk about real life’ hour.
Whenever the law does catch up to this man, it starts to dance to the beat of his unexpected twists and shouts… and he’s on the road again, nowhere man, gonna hit you when you least expect it...
Dan once met Elvis’s shadow but didn’t recognize it.
In school, Dan was voted most likely to be mistaken for a celebrity.
If you meet this man, approach with caution and food, to avoid not being mistaken for a pickle.