Sophie P Beagle

I'm Earth's official Ambassador Beagle from the Canine Home World. Tasked to observe and report the status of humankind back to SBC. As there are concerns the adults here on Earth are behaving rather badly. In doing so this presents a potential risk for the future of humankind, which is not what you think! It's complicated! I am here to help you sort yourself out. Do not think I can't do it! After all I had to travel back in my time, to return to earth moving into your future, as part of my past, allows me to visit your present, from a place humankind will never be able to travel to. As it moves farther away every second of every day! But I can transition the unfathomable expanse of the cosmos! Safely, securely, efficiently, economically, absent any assemblance of weaponisation, or lethal deterrence. In, of all things, a space 🥔! The trip takes place in 2 months, 2 weeks, 2 days, 2 hours, 2 minutes, and 9 seconds. My space potato utilizing a negative ion antigravity drive!