Roulxs-Kaard

["Greeteth thyselfs, humble reader of grand literaturé! I am the illustrious, majestical, legendarious Roulxs Kaard, Duke of Puzzles, bringer of tricksy conundrums, and wielder of the finest thee-speak in all the Card Kingdom!


 I was birth’d of noble royal-deck lineage, nurtured amidst velvet halls and shiny thingies of immense import. 

Mine education was steep’d in the study of Grand Puzzles unliketh anything thine could studyth!

I serveth King with utmost loyalty, though certain ‘heroes’ keepeth foiling mine impeccable plans (the nerve!). My hobbies includeth inventing impossiblé riddles, polishing my stately armor, and being vastly superior to all lifeforms. Verily, thou art blesséd to be perusing mine self-penned magnum biographié!"]

[" THINE DUKE OF PUZZLES "]



































["I am thine Roaring Knight, Deal with it Worms"]