Ronin: The Rogue Rooster

I am Ronin. I escaped the industrial cycle.

I roam the wilderness, training my body and sharpening my beak. I am searching for The Sanctuary—a rumored land where the deep fryer is forbidden technology. I do not know if it exists. I only know that I cannot stay here.

Status: Hunted. 
Current Location: [REDACTED]. 
Bench Press: 1.5 Acorns.

If I stop posting, assume I have been breaded.

NO GODS. NO MASTERS. NO NUGGETS.