Red Frog Belly

Are you tired of feeling like a high speed death machine trapped in a Dbags body? Then cut the BS, pick your vagina off the ground and go to RANGER SCHOOL! Ranger school will make you tough. So tough! You'll be so tough you'll shave with a chainsaw. GUNS! You'll get to use them. Big guns, small guns, future guns, old guns, stupid guns. UNACCEPTABLE! Ranger school will give you skills. RANGER SKILLS! Like rock marching, mountain tossing, super repelling, parachuting, volleyball, and Death Blossom. You'll use Death Blossom when you fight, man will you fight. You'll fight bad guys, terrorist, Darth Maul, more bad guys, women, Optimus Prime, Tyrannosaurus REX! You'll learn to choke the S out of people. TIGERS! You'll fight tigers! You'll fight them under water! You'll kick them with your Ranger legs in the face until their retarded. You'll kick them so hard their skin will fly off and you'll  use it make tiger skin UNDERWEAR! They'll  turn you into one scary MF! Now that is acceptable.