Plot 38

Welcome to Plot 38: The Allotment Odyssey 🌱

Possibly the world's first AI-assisted allotment.
Someone who manages networks for a living but can't manage a straight row of carrots. The planning, reasoning, and design? AI handles that. The real wisdom? Generations of family knowledge rooted deep in Polish soil — the kind of growing instincts you can't Google, accessed via WhatsApp to his parents.
The back-breaking digging, the cardboard laying, the 2 cubic metres of mushroom compost? That's all us.
Join me and my 11-year-old son on a no-dig allotment adventure in Kent. Molasses-soaked cardboard, chicken wire potato towers, and the occasional rhubarb rescue mission.
Expect honest failures, unexpected wins, and a family figuring it out together — with AI on one shoulder and generations of growing wisdom on the other.
🥬 No-dig growing | 🤖 AI-designed planting plans | 🇵🇱 Polish roots | 🌧️ Very much in England