Nowt Quite Right

Welcome to Nowt Quite Right — a collection of comedy songs about life’s awkward truths, everyday absurdities, and the things we’re all thinking but probably shouldn’t say out loud.
From growing old and falling apart (Better Than Nowt), to questionable life choices, modern nonsense, and the occasional “did he really just write a song about that?” moment…(My Best Friend's Perfect Valentine), it’s all here.
These aren’t polished pop anthems or chart-chasing hits — they’re stories set to music, with a wink, a nudge, and the odd raised eyebrow. A mix of dry British humour, a touch of Yorkshire bluntness, and just enough truth to make you laugh… then feel slightly uncomfortable for laughing.
If you’ve ever muttered under your breath at the state of things, laughed at the wrong moment, or found comfort in the ridiculous, then you've found the right place, where there's... Nowt Quite Right!