NoobClock69NG

HI!
I’m Noobclock69. I know, it's a cool online username.
I make videos that looked like they were made in the 2000s for shits and giggles. Mosty giggles. It’s not a real job. But I might find a way for me to make some money off of this.
Also, I’ll write funny reviews on people's videos for more giggles.

Here is how my writing works:
I like to put the reader in what I’m saying in a fake conversation, it really brings my writing to life like this.

YOU: “ ...what do you want me to say? ”

You see! Isn't that more interesting to read?

YOU: “ ...not really. ”

Also, I like to write sentences that are longer than they need to be and it’s fun to see someone try to read all of them.
And if I make a joke that might be a little offensive, I’ll say * Honk Honk * so I let the reader know it’s a joke, just a joke, and nothing but a joke so stop being a little bitch.

* Honk Honk *