The Most Doglike Peepee

INwards, Ceewards, Greymeatwards'
Also spick n span, niggardly, chink in the armor. The dyke is busted, and the world is water, guess who cann'e swim?
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surely yours,
Miss Mickdago Cuntiniger
"Mister Cuntiniger! Peter fell off in a fag again!"