MonkeyBurger

MonkeyBurger™ - Hear the sizzle, taste the swing!

MonkeyBurger™ serves 100% fresh, never frozen, flame grilled monkey meat!
Our restaurants operate in over 50 countries, and we're pushing for the laws on primate farming to modernize in all the others. If you don't have a MonkeyBurger™ near you...you will soon!

MonkeyBurger™ also operates the following:
MonkeyBurger Records LLC
MBTV+
MonkeyBurger Pharmaceuticals
MonkeyBurger Rainforest Preservation Foundation
MonkeyBurger Heavy Industries
MonkeyBurger Rainforest Logging Co.
MonkeyBurger Montessori Schools of Northern Saskatchewan
MonkeyBurger Fertility Clinics
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MonkeyBurger Interactive


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