Tabish khann~

•Some jokes make by myself •

~What falls, but never needs a bandage? The rain.
~I was going to tell you a joke about boxing but I forgot the punch line.
~I'm not a fan of spring cleaning. Let's be ~honest, I'm not into summer, fall, or winter cleaning either.
~Why did the egg hide? It was a little chicken.
~What did the dirt say to the rain? If you keep this up, my name will be mud!
~Why couldn't the sunflower ride its bike? It lost its petals.
~What's an egg's favorite vacation spot? New Yolk City.
~I ate a sock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.
~What kind of candy do astronauts like? Mars bars.
~I wanted to buy some camo pants but couldn't find any.

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