Limpies

THE LIMPIES® MANIFESTO: Piss Off or Get Comfortable.
Listen, we’ve been missing for decades, and frankly, we’re not about to explain ourselves now. So here we go. Limpies® was birthed in the late 80s/early 90s street skateboarding scene of San Diego, CA by a group of OGs who wanted two things: baggy pants that could survive the 10th annual Small Human Tossing Contest and an excuse to avoid real jobs. Limpies is then as now, a creative outlet for functional art and, at times, a questionable life choice that you can wear.

We strive to blur the line between the functional and the ridiculous. Our clothes perform like a blunt object—solid and reliable, and occasionally confusing to bystanders.

"I’d rather spend my time finding righteous, unique fabrics than pumping out sterile, full-page color ads. Kill me tomorrow." — Chip Morton (Original Limpies Founder)