Welcome to the Kranky Thumb Collective!

There once was a place called Kranky town. The reason for its name, as you may have guessed, is the folks who lived there were, well kranky. Now there are lots of reasons to be kranky.  But, the reason folks in this town were kranky had a lot to do with their thumbs.

You see, the folks who lived in Kranky town rarely gave their thumbs a chance to truly live. By living I mean do the things that thumbs do like hold a friend’s hand, strum a guitar, read an old fashioned book (made of paper and binding), or simply wave and say, “Hi.” Instead, they spent a lot of time on their human’s phones — from sun up until sun down, checking the news (so scary!), seeing what their friends are doing, and watching people make things over and over again.

After years and years of this, their thumbs just got pissed. And, stayed pissed. Now folks are kranky and live in Kranky town.

The Kranky Thumb Collective is for folks who want to rediscover what it means to be human without a cellphone in your hand.