Jake Hoffman::::::

Welcome. This is my YouTube channel. I'm happy you're here, thanks for coming. Please, sit, hang for a while. Do you need anything? Maybe I can offer you some fresh cheese? But I can't actually see you, or hear you, but maybe someday, I will. That's happened before with a man from San Francisco. I didn't offer him cheese, but he came to a concert of mine and we had a lovely cheese-less chat after the show. He even met my wife and parents. It felt really nice to meet him, and I bet it would feel nice to meet you, too. Maybe we have already met. 
So yeah, you know, hope you enjoy the stuff I've posted. It's just hangin' out here on the internet hosted for free by the generous people and servers as Google Corp, or "Alphabet" as they call themselves. Maybe this is a little fast to say, but, I love you. Yeah. Hope its not awkward now, but I'm a risk taker sometimes. Definitely for love, I am. So, uh, yeah, check out some videos and uh, peace out home slice. Thanks for visiting.