HollyShortFiles

This is what I do in my spare time, when I'm not fighting a troll or kicking Orion out of my house... The message below was written by Mulch Diggums because I was training new recruits today. If you find any misspellings or errors, blame Mulch.
xxx
Holly


Message From: Captian holly Short of the LEP recon squad.
Location sent from: Haven City,Police Plaza,The Lower Elements.
Updated: Wendsday September 22 2010 in Mudmen years,
Message sent from: CentuarsRule.Gnome
Recived from site:
Youtube.com   ~Mudmenregulations~



To:Mudmen
From:Holly Short

Hello Mudman, I have heard the you have asked me to answer a few questions, and that you want information about the Artemis Rocks Show in Tempe Arizona.
 Well that morning I got a hologram message from Gurb Kelp saying that his Mum wants to get a signed book from Arty and Eoin Colfer.
I remembered that Arty really wanted me to go to one of his "Infromation about the People shows" So I decided to go.
I got there two hours early because the shuttle bay would be crowded if I got there any later  because the Pizza Parlor (Mudman 'Stone Hedge') has been reopened.
When I got there I met two Mudmen The "number one arty fans".
So I talked to them, they wanted my picture so what the hey?
they an hour later I was getting bored and called Arty to send out Eoin because these fans were crazy and I had to get them to stop bothering me! So Eoin came out and all the mudmen rushed over to him.
He left like five minutes later and I was thinking, "While I'm here I might as well give Arty a "little challenge." Well not exactly a little "Challenge" I just unpluged all the lights and turned off everyone's microphone. So ha ha, when the show started the Mudmen were too dumb and had to use a flashlight as a spotlight and Eoin and Arty had to yell for the people in the back to hear them!
Then I went "Fine!" and plugged back in the lights and microphones ha ha...well I didn't want to totally ruin Arty's show.
Then all these kids started lining up to ask them questions like "Where's Butler?" and then Arty said that it would not be a secret if you knew where he is hiding, and if you do see him, well your about to get hurt. 
I almost cracked up laughing! I can't believe non of the fans noticed a HUGE shimmer standing by the exit! I gave Butler some cam foil when I was unplugging the lights.
Then they asked him if me and him were together.......I'm so not answering that.....
D'ARVIT! FINE I KISSED HIM! But time tr