Heartcarver

Dad logic over market hype.

🎮 What We Do:
I am Heartcarver, The Dad Gamer and Lobster King. As a former Epic Games IT Manager and Army Veteran, I give you the honest, unscripted take on whether a game actually respects your time. I’m not here for the marketing cycles—I’m here to audit the technical infrastructure, quality-of-life systems, and the actual "time-to-value" of the latest titles.

High-fidelity 4K gameplay
Relatable, "Average Joe" commentary
Zero scripts

Welcome to the Crustacean Kingdom.

📽️ Friday Audit:
4K deep dives into new titles and industry concepts @ 2 PM EST.

🏰 The Kingdom Live (Streams):
Sun: 2:30 PM (Story)
Tue: 6:00 PM  (Anchor/Indie)
Thu: 6:00 PM  (Community Night)
Fri: 6:00 PM (Community Night)

🛠️ Setup: PC (RTX 4090) | 4K High-Fidelity Logic

🔗 Connect with the Kingdom:
🟣 Twitch: twitch.tv/heartcarver
📱 TikTok: @heartcarverlive
🎮 Discord: discord.gg/HeartCarver
📧 Business: Heartcarver@onlylobsters.com
👕 Merch: onlylobsters.com