Ronnie Darnell

My name is Ronald David Darnell. I was born at Sunrise, Thursday, February 12th, 1970. In Lebanon, Wilson County, Tennessee.
 I currently have 49 years of experience in this body. Man, it has been rough at times, but reckon I was rougher and damn lucky. No broken bones that I know of. I fell over drunk off of Jack Daniels one time. I was sitting on the screen porch in a rocking chair with a Danish Modern end table next to me. I would sit out there and get plastered trying to cope with a damned rough hand at the time. Marijuana wasn't legal in Georgia then, so whiskey it was. Well I rocked forward and went to stand up, got my feet tangled up in the damned rocker, fell towards the side and grabbed for that damned Danish Modern end table and it flipped over and so did I. The point of it caught me in the rib cage. God Almighty that hurt for a while and is still a bit tender when I poke it. 
I enjoy spending time with my woman, Myra. She is the best. We go on excursions together and fish.