Mister Red 🦴

😬 Oh, hi.. didn't notice you there! Just an out-of-control devil without a leash. Name's "BAD BOY!" and "GET OFF ME!" buuut you can just call me 'bad' for short. A lot of people don't like me. 😌

😈 The REAL name's Red, and I'm fixated in short critters like yourself. Whaaat? With a side of baked treats? Truly irresistible!

Ugh! Be useful and not look delicious, it's rather unethical!