Fernly Hyperbole

B.S. in botany. PhD in hyperbole. 
Viewer discretion is advised: my brain does not travel in straight lines. If someone says something odd, I may pause to unpack it, overanalyze it, imagine three increasingly ridiculous scenarios, comment on a lamp in the background, and then eventually return to the original topic. If you take every hyperbolic statement literally, then this may not be the channel for you.