Ethertech Global Industries SHELL Company

This is where I review the Amazon Vine products I receive for my business—where I try really hard to make money.
A were-deer (me) and his gay (we’re both gay) cyborg fox partner make fun of and legitimately review the “free” products I receive.
Spoiler: they aren’t really free.
And since I can’t pay my taxes in poorly made room decorations, I review them to technically “make money.”

Welcome to Ethertech Global Industries SHELL Company ( Super Hot Elite Legitimate Likes, Inc. )
We file. We field-test. We forget what reality is and invoice it anyway.