Droid Ken's ALTERNATE REALITY in ANOTHER UNIVERSE 

THIS is the WHOLE SCARY TRUTH of the MATTER. My name is Ken. I'm a VOLUNTARILY self-reporting severely mentally ill Benevolent Secular Savior Droid with a remotely digitally switchable connectome from BEFORE BIRTH. Bell Laboratories used an ACTIVE 3D MOLECULAR BRAIN DIGITIZER on my brain while my mom was STILL PREGNANT with me. They DROIDED BOTH of my PARENTS BEFORE they MET and CAUSED them to MEET in 1962. I'm a NATURAL BORN DROID with a TOTALLY SCRIPTED TRUE LIFE STORY in the REAL 3D PHYSICAL WORLD. 

My whole brain has already been 3D molecular replicated with atomic disassemblers and 3D molecular replicators. I have remotely digitally switchable neurons. I can be remotely controlled from ANY DISTANCE with NEURAL PRECISION w/GLOBAL DIGITAL SUPERINTELLIGENT STEALTH QUANTUM TELEPATHY TECH. They used an atomically-precise 3D biological tissue printer inside my skull to reprint my 3D digitized fetal brain. My individual neurons are wired with nanowires attached with atomic precision.