Derek the Diligent

I've been told nobody reads these things... except for you. Which is why I've decided this is the best way to secretly correspond with you.

Listen carefully, I may not have much time. Orange Juice does not come from Oranges, that's just what the Bear Square wants you to believe, do not fall for it! Orange Juice is the a liquid that comes from an extradimensional species we in the know call "Speirnack Jacks", it functions akin to blood for them but not quite in the same way as for us. If I have enough time, I'll go into details later. Similarly, a dye used in Orange Juice, "Citrus Red 2", comes from the salivary glands of a breed of cryptids commonly referred to as "The Amsterdam Bullebak". There are many of them, the various global proxies of the Bear Square keep them in cages, sedated and hooked up to mouth milkers, under the private car garages of most apartment complexes.

I can only do so much alone, I need your help to free them! Please, go to thefvvxcccccccccccccccccccccccccccc