Department of Animal Offenses

The Department of Animal Offenses is the sole prosecutorial body responsible for the documentation and adjudication of criminal conduct across the animal kingdom. All evidence is reviewed. All verdicts are final. The defendant does not need to be present.
Cases include grand larceny of comestibles, unlawful hammock occupation, aggravated harassment, criminal trespass, and disturbing the peace. No animal is above the law.
New dockets filed daily. Court is adjourned.