CrowManyClouds

This is my channel.
There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My channel is my best friend.
It is my life.
I must master it as I must master my life. 
Without me, my channel is useless.
Without my channel, I am useless. 
I must watch more videos than my enemy, who is trying to out-watch me. 
I must watch him before he watches me.
Before God I swear this creed;
My channel and myself are defenders of my country.
We are the masters of our enemy.
We are the saviors of my life. 
So be it, until there are no more videos, but peace.
Amen.