Counter Club

Welcome to Counter Club—a field guide to impossible animals and the cosmic ecosystems living on bathroom counters everywhere.
This is where 90s Scholastic book fair nostalgia meets collectible soap bottles you’ll never want to throw away. We’re bringing back the magic of those classic animal bottles, but weirder, more beautiful, and built for people who miss when everyday objects had personality.
Explore character backstories, behind-the-scenes worldbuilding, and the return of bathroom counter collectibles that actually matter.