The Chunkiest Monkey In The Galaxy

If you ever find yourself having intentions of out chunking me you will find yourself wrong, at the end of the day and you will be disappointed of how truly mere your chunkiness is when it is compared to my chunkiness. Therefore due to my unbelievably overwhelming amount of wealth, power and of course major and slightly lethal obesity levels. Take 3 hours and 46 minutes to process what things I have told you... Now that your poorly educated minds have processed the simple words of me (god incarnated as an extremely obese monkey), I legally and officially own you and your toilet for classified reasons and now you may go on to a life of finding me bananas that measure of at least 15 inches height and 5 inches width, if you manage to fail this task which is actually the most simple task you will be assigned from me to do, you will be consumed by a giant flying wardrobe with waxed arms and hairy legs.

Sincerely
                 The Chunkiest Monkey In The Galaxy. *kisses hand and leaves*