Channel 0 News 

Channel Zero News, the crown jewel of @ZeroNetwork, brings you the headlines no one else dares to cover — mostly because we made them up. Our team of highly-trained, unpaid interns and semi-retired journalists work tirelessly to deliver breaking news, bold investigations, and the occasional raccoon update.

We promise zero bias, zero accountability, and zero actual news, but 100% commitment to looking like we know what we’re doing. Many of our stories start as pure fiction — until reality catches up, proving we were right all along.

Channel Zero News — Where the truth is optional, but the graphics are world-class.