CeoMonkey VLOG

Hey. I’m CEO Monkey. I live a simple life in a suit: I start my mornings with oat milk porridge, enjoy dry-aged steak for lunch, take cold showers, and squeeze in a bit of mindfulness whenever I can.

This channel is the personal vlog of a chimpanzee living in Canada who maybe takes life a little too seriously. My morning routines, workout sessions, fine dining preferences, and quiet—but expensive—lifestyle are all here. Totally normal stuff.

But sometimes… things get a bit unusual. Like the other day, I flew to a meeting by helicopter—but had to cancel because the Wi-Fi didn’t work. Or that time my private chef added his personal philosophy to the meal. You know, the usual.

If you’re into realistic, classy, and slightly weird lives—you’re in the right place.

Subscribe. Who knows… maybe one day I’ll invite you to rooftop brunch.